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 ㄟㄟㄟ....不要看到英文就急著轉台咩~

這可是難得看到教科書中我覺得有意思的詩哩!

來跟大家分享分享吧!

英文都很簡單啦!!

仔細看一定懂的!!


《Scale》磅秤

If I could only see the scale,

I'm sure that it would state

That I've lost ounces...maybe pounds

Or even tons of weight.

"You'd better eat some pancakes.

You're skinny as a rail ."

I'm sure that's what the scale would say...

If I could see the scale.


是不是很有趣?

這首詩就獻給那些一輩子致力於減肥的可憐女性啦!
(好啦我在說我自己)





再來第二首

這個可就經典了

還在教甄考試煉獄的姐妹們

看了應該可以噗哧一笑

繼續準備吧!!


《Crazy Dream》瘋狂的夢

Last night I had a crazy dream

That I was teaching in school.

My teacher had turned into kids,

And I laid down the rules.

I gave them a hundred history books.

To memorize each night,

And made them read them on their heads

Without turn in on the light.

I sent them on a field trip

To the outskirts of Mongolia,

And gave them an over night assignment

To grow a twenty-foot purple magnolia.

I asked them how many awful grades

Can cause how many tears?

And if they got one answer wrong,

I just hung them up by their ears.

And When they talked or laughed in class,

I pinched them until I woke up

Feeling very satisfied.



這讓我想到

前幾天同時有兩個學生說夢到我

不知道夢裡是甚麼景象齁?

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