ㄟㄟㄟ....不要看到英文就急著轉台咩~
這可是難得看到教科書中我覺得有意思的詩哩!
來跟大家分享分享吧!
英文都很簡單啦!!
仔細看一定懂的!!
《Scale》磅秤
If I could only see the scale,
I'm sure that it would state
That I've lost ounces...maybe pounds
Or even tons of weight.
"You'd better eat some pancakes.
You're skinny as a rail ."
I'm sure that's what the scale would say...
If I could see the scale.
是不是很有趣?
這首詩就獻給那些一輩子致力於減肥的可憐女性啦!
(好啦我在說我自己)
再來第二首
這個可就經典了
還在教甄考試煉獄的姐妹們
看了應該可以噗哧一笑
繼續準備吧!!
《Crazy Dream》瘋狂的夢
Last night I had a crazy dream
That I was teaching in school.
My teacher had turned into kids,
And I laid down the rules.
I gave them a hundred history books.
To memorize each night,
And made them read them on their heads
Without turn in on the light.
I sent them on a field trip
To the outskirts of Mongolia,
And gave them an over night assignment
To grow a twenty-foot purple magnolia.
I asked them how many awful grades
Can cause how many tears?
And if they got one answer wrong,
I just hung them up by their ears.
And When they talked or laughed in class,
I pinched them until I woke up
Feeling very satisfied.
這讓我想到
前幾天同時有兩個學生說夢到我
不知道夢裡是甚麼景象齁?
這可是難得看到教科書中我覺得有意思的詩哩!
來跟大家分享分享吧!
英文都很簡單啦!!
仔細看一定懂的!!
《Scale》磅秤
If I could only see the scale,
I'm sure that it would state
That I've lost ounces...maybe pounds
Or even tons of weight.
"You'd better eat some pancakes.
You're skinny as a rail ."
I'm sure that's what the scale would say...
If I could see the scale.
是不是很有趣?
這首詩就獻給那些一輩子致力於減肥的可憐女性啦!
(好啦我在說我自己)
再來第二首
這個可就經典了
還在教甄考試煉獄的姐妹們
看了應該可以噗哧一笑
繼續準備吧!!
《Crazy Dream》瘋狂的夢
Last night I had a crazy dream
That I was teaching in school.
My teacher had turned into kids,
And I laid down the rules.
I gave them a hundred history books.
To memorize each night,
And made them read them on their heads
Without turn in on the light.
I sent them on a field trip
To the outskirts of Mongolia,
And gave them an over night assignment
To grow a twenty-foot purple magnolia.
I asked them how many awful grades
Can cause how many tears?
And if they got one answer wrong,
I just hung them up by their ears.
And When they talked or laughed in class,
I pinched them until I woke up
Feeling very satisfied.
這讓我想到
前幾天同時有兩個學生說夢到我
不知道夢裡是甚麼景象齁?
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